two supreme court justices walk into a bar...

tomorow is constitutional law. did i mention it was closed book? as in, we're not even allowed to consult THE FUCKING CONSTITUTION!! i have to essentially memorize the important/relevant parts of the constitution. ridiculous.

also, no fewer than three bathroom stalls are painted with 1L vomit, and it's the weekend, so they'll remain that way until at least tomorrow. gross.

my house is totally filty and i will not have time to clean it or do laundry until friday (and really saturday, cause friday is my last exam with the drinking and the revelry and the hey hey). i have given up the idea of even doing a stopgap load of laundry in favor of going to the dollar store and buying more warm up pants. lazy.

i have subsisted entirely on junk food for the last week. my blood is at least half sodium, and my new nickname could be "puffy," but not in the p. diddy sense. in the water retaining sense. like morgan spurlock in super size me, it is affecting my mood. i have snapped at w, each dog, the cat, the car, and my mom. i have raised my fist to the heavens to curse god(and i don't even believe in jeebus!). surly.

can't talk. must memorize. gahhh.