can they be serious?

holy guacamole. taken directly from jesuspets.com:

"If you're a Christian, you've got a big problem on your hands. After you're swept away to walk the streets of gold with Jesus, red hot lava is going to pour from Mt. St. Helens and right over your dog, leaving his burned body encased for millennia until discovered by godless alien archeologists. And what do you suppose they'll do to his charred yet supple and hermetically sealed haunches? They are godless after all. (What would you do? That long space voyage sure can be lonely.)"

i think we should all go sign up as godless heathen pet lovers willing to take care of the animals of the hapless christians who are no longer here due to the rapture. though it's kind of a raw deal, i mean they get to walk the streets of gold with fucking jesus, and we have to pick up a metric ton of dog crap. well, at least we won't have to do it for long, what with the lava from mt. st. helens and all.

edited to add: you apparently don't even have to be a godless heathen! you could also be a muslim, jew, or other non-christian! you just have to promise that you won't become born again between now and the rapture, and that you won't eat the pets no matter how bad the tribulations get.