today, i went to wendy's to take a crap

last night was a lot like my high school prom. in the sense that it was all overwrought preparation for a remarkably small payoff. dinner was meh. i had the lobster tail and crabcake combo...the lobster tail was kinda rubbery, like it had been frozen or something. w got the veal, and he was so excited, but it kinda sucked. i mean, it didn't taste bad, but we both decided that the mushroom sauce tasted like campbells. and there was a big thread of gristley nast in it. and the service was absolutely deplorable. i actually regretted tipping as much as we did, and we didn't even leave 20%. i mean, w and i got there early and had to wait about 10-15 minutes for the rest of our party. this is the time when waitress mel would go to the people who arrived early and offer them a drink--start running up that bill as early as possible and make sure that the people aren't sitting there getting more and more disgruntled before dinner even starts.

the dance itself was just lame. when i hear "open bar," i imagine some halfway decent liquors being offered. evan williams? not good. fucking rotgut, actually. and the bartender made really strong drinks, which i normally wouldn't bitch about, but DAMN!! i need a little sweet with the sour! AND the dance was supposed to go from 9-12, but the bar closed at 10:45. WTF?

so we left early and went to a friend's house. i was a semi DD so i was fine, but w was sick as a dog today, as was everyone else i've talked to today. so i guess i dodged a bullet. we did drink some nice champamgne and a decent oregon pinot at dinner. that was the highlight for me.

and to top it all off, w broke the toilet. i don't want to talk out of school, but he was...in a hurry to get to the toilet and opened the lid a little...okay, he flung the fucking thing open. i heard a sound from the living room that was like rushing water, and i just assumed he had turned the shower on. oh no. the fucking tank broke. so we now poop at wendy's. actually, w poops at wendy's and i poop at school.