what a sad day
it's official--anna nicole smith (diet pill shill, stripper made good, old-dude-buggerer, guess jeans model, crazy lady) has watched a US Supreme Court argument and i haven't.
and i'm fucking pissed at rachel ray. yes that rachel ray. i just got her book, the one with 365 30-minute meals. i made the maccaroni and cheese tonight and it kinda sucked. i should have just gone to the food network website and made alton brown's. that's what i was imagining. i was actually fantasizing about my grandma's mac and cheese with tomato. i should have just called my mom for the recipe and got it over with. my roux didn't thicken properly and there was twice as much pasta as there should have been. it was still edible, i mean it's pasta with tons of cheese and milk. it just wasn't what i was expecting.
and rachel, you should be careful about cooking in slinky outfits like that. spatter!
posted by Mel @ 7:37 PM
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stupid rachel ray has no cutlinary education. how does she get a show and a cook-book or more? boo.
your grandma's mac and cheese and tomatoes! oh my god! i will never forget that.
remember we hadn't slept very much in days and i was madly in fatuation with a bible school boy outside of utica?
and we got lost with your cousins on the way back from ithaca and saw that giant cow! we were in an alternate dimension, you know.
"um, excuse me, can you tell me how to get back to 81?"
"81, you mean that big highway?"
"shit. we're in trouble."
ahh, i have salivated over that mac and cheese and tomatoes many a time. get the damn recipe! it'll certainly beat rachel ray's AND alton brown's any freaking day!
oh, and pass it on to me when you get it.
cbm
p.s. oh, and all you have to do to beat anna nicole is marry a dead man and then try and claim all his money in a legal battle with his kids that are younger than you. that should one-up her. as long as W. doesn't mind.
or you can wait for me to sue this godforsaken school for fucking up my career, and we'll take it to the supreme court.
either way, it'll be an adventure.
cbm
Right, after reading the above comments I am also gonna have to demant that you get grandma's recipe and pass it on to both of us!
Also, Rachael Ray is my sworn enemy. Her and her 5 different freaking shows. Between her and Emeril, they take up the Food Network's entire freakin'schedule. Anyway...yeah. Grandma could kick her scrawny ass.
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