Wednesday, October 12, 2005

google "[yourfirstname] needs":

MEL NEEDS MORE BALLS
Mel needs to take a chill pill
Sad Mel Needs to Handle the Sales End While Someone Else Runs the Company
Mel needs to make the most of these cycles, and establish goals with corresponding deadlines
Mel needs a damn good fuk
Mel needs to see the doctor
MEL NEEDS YOUR HELP NOW
Mel needs a new home...and wanted to come to Braveheart Scottish Weekend next February
Mel needs a break and bar going well so she quits the day job
Mel's needs to be an efficient coffee shop, not a "fun" diner
Mel needs to stop acting like 50 cent is such a noble man and that outbursts like the one he pulled on HOT 97 were so unexpected
Mel needs the comfort of a pint or two
Mel needs to send illegal arms to a third world country
Mel needs time away from everyone, you see
Mel needs applications in by November 1st
Mel Needs To Read

2 Comments:

At 10:33 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Vague needs help with toileting because of extreme oedema.

Vague needs help doing many of the things she once did alone.

Vague needs to go down for her first nap 3 hours after wakening.

Vague needs a husband to save her from her uncle's marriage schemes.

Anytime Vague needs correcting, you just correct her.

Vague needs to consider that the consumers who write to us are human too.

Vague needs one last chance to prove to her employers that she can still deal with an important case, and she's given a major challenge.

All Vague needs now is another blind date.

[and this one's the kicker!]

Vague needs it big. If it's too small she'll be disappointed.

 
At 7:44 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was way too much fun for bored little me. I got a little carried away . . .

Claire needs to be street smart to remain profitable.

Claire needs to hurry up and have her baby.

Claire needs a visit to the Bunny Planet

Claire needs to use the sample on the blue tree beside of small room and switch back over to Zarad to kill Catenii.

Claire needs sleep.

Claire needs a long-term foster home.

Claire needs to be inspired.

Claire needs name recognition in the scholarly community.

Claire needs to know that your love hasn't changed.

Claire needs to know the truth.

Claire needs to cut the pot and get a job.

Claire needs to be somewhere else.

Claire needs to get outside herself by forging identifications with other objects.

Claire needs an enema.

Claire needs to bugger off.

Claire needs to broaden her learning from the box of anti-American, liberal indoctrination she’s received.

Claire needs to die so the baby can be evil.

Claire needs a good hard spanking.

Claire needs to know who her daddy is.

Claire needs to come raid my mini fridge.

Claire needs to get naked.

Claire needs to drop the queen of darkness/high school angst thing and become an adult.

Claire needs to find the missing piece of the jewel shaped like an ant that opens the music box.

Claire needs a husband to keep her family off her back.

Claire needs to raise the bridge to fly off the island.

 

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